Parenting

Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Uncategorized
August 30, 2018
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Top Ten Ways to be Awesome at Parenting
Mum life, Parenting, Sleep deprivation, Toddlers
August 27, 2018
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The Disgusting reality of
Being a
Working Mum With
Sick Kids
Parenting, Personal
July 12, 2018
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Flashmo and the Passing of Time
Mum life, Parenting, Personal
January 19, 2018
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Spending Time in
the House of
Calm
Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Sleep deprivation, Toddlers
November 7, 2017
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I Actually Find Parenting Really Easy
Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Toddlers
April 26, 2017
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What even is privilege?
Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Uncategorized
April 6, 2017
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The Day I
Finally Realised
That Having a Baby
Changed Me
Mum life, Parenting, Personal
March 12, 2017
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A Healthy Dose
of
Mediocrity
Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Toddlers
January 15, 2017
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Namaste Bitches
Mum life, Parenting
December 11, 2016
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Trashbag Guide To
Christmas
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About Me

About Me
Hello, My name is Suzi.

I was born and raised in Sydney and moved to Brisbane shortly after my 30th to buy a house, settle down and do those things a young responsible adult does. In May, 2014 my whole universe shifted with the birth of my first baby girl. Soon after (13 months) on a boozy trip around Europe I got a delightful shock that Elena was going to have a little brother - Enter Charlie. So here I am, mum of 2, stay at home writer/editor/homemaker and maker of humans. After years in the debaucherous media industry, I never dreamed I would live a domesticated life caring for small people. It's been one hell of an adjustment and a serious game changer. Just quietly, I fricken love it!!

Instagram

  • Someone send them my love. #nojoysparked
  • Siri and I have always had a tumultuous relationship. There are times when my hands are busy and I desperately need to send an email. Bitch has no idea what I’m trying to say and doesn’t even come close to getting what I’m saying. Sometimes I lose my temper. Actually, I always lose my shit and argue with her. I look like a crazy person in the car screaming and swearing to absolutely nobody. #fuckyousiri
  • Just for a bit of perspective, here’s the before shot. #itsfuckinghot
  • How hot is it? The fucking unicorn died! #killedthefairygarden
  • How hot is it? This hot! #savage
  • I was telling someone about the stupid song my kids sing when they see my boobs. They were horrified to learn that my kids see me naked. So here is a photo of me and the kid baking on a crazy hot day, wearing nothing but aprons. #nakedchef
  • Every morning I go to great lengths to make my breakfast super healthy. Not so much because I live a wholesome life of clean eating, more so my kids don’t eat all my breakfast. I went from vegemite on toast, to avo on toast, topped with feta and poached eggs. What kind of toddler loves poached eggs? My greedy bitches, that’s who. So I started on smoothies. I even make then help me so they can see what crazy shit goes in there. There’s kale in this thing! They don’t care. Love it. I know what you’re thinking. Wish my kids ate healthy. This is what drives me mad. I spent four hours last night picking every last bit of cabbage out if the chow mein so the white one could only eat the noodles. HATES veggies. #cantwin
  • Mr Trashbag- I’ve been working in the hot sun all day. I just want to go for a swim. Kids - Nah bro #stickerbooksarefun
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