Parenting

Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Uncategorized
August 30, 2018
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Top Ten Ways to be Awesome at Parenting
Mum life, Parenting, Sleep deprivation, Toddlers
August 27, 2018
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The Disgusting reality of
Being a
Working Mum With
Sick Kids
Parenting, Personal
July 12, 2018
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Flashmo and the Passing of Time
Mum life, Parenting, Personal
January 19, 2018
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Spending Time in
the House of
Calm
Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Sleep deprivation, Toddlers
November 7, 2017
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I Actually Find Parenting Really Easy
Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Toddlers
April 26, 2017
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What even is privilege?
Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Personal, Uncategorized
April 6, 2017
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The Day I
Finally Realised
That Having a Baby
Changed Me
Mum life, Parenting, Personal
March 12, 2017
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A Healthy Dose
of
Mediocrity
Babies, Mum life, Parenting, Toddlers
January 15, 2017
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Namaste Bitches
Mum life, Parenting
December 11, 2016
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Trashbag Guide To
Christmas
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About Me

About Me
Hello, My name is Suzi.

I was born and raised in Sydney and moved to Brisbane shortly after my 30th to buy a house, settle down and do those things a young responsible adult does. In May, 2014 my whole universe shifted with the birth of my first baby girl. Soon after (13 months) on a boozy trip around Europe I got a delightful shock that Elena was going to have a little brother - Enter Charlie. So here I am, mum of 2, stay at home writer/editor/homemaker and maker of humans. After years in the debaucherous media industry, I never dreamed I would live a domesticated life caring for small people. It's been one hell of an adjustment and a serious game changer. Just quietly, I fricken love it!!

Instagram

  • Behold, my creations! #oneineachcolour
  • I went to the brown ones kindy today to talk to the class about racism and junk. The kids (4 year olds) were super cool and funny AF. They all asked questions about Egypt, where I was from and all the rest. One kid put his hand up and looked a mixture of confused, frustrated and downright exhausted and asked, “but why are you black though?” It took great strength not to lose my shit laughing and fist bump this little dude. #notevenblack
  • What’s your elf name? #whogivesashit
  • I’m getting in a day early for the challenge this week to give you time to prep. This week, your challenge is to go a whole week without making a single purchase. No money spent at all on anything. Run out of petrol, bike to work. Got no milk, drink your coffee black. Just don’t put dry porridge in the microwave. That shit stinks for months! Also, try some cocunts. They’re cheap. #fuckcoles
  • Just for fun, send the pregnant emoji to your partner/ crush/ boss / flat mate. Don’t say a word. Copy and paste their reply in the comments. #pregnant
  • This kid is my entire universe. #brownone
  • Me on Melbourne Cup Day - drinks 10,000 litres of booze. Me the next day - I’m not drinking til at least 2019. I’m finished. Also me -
  • I’m not a foodie, meaning I’m not a wanker , but I LOVE food. I also don’t take photos of food, because again, wanker. But this. This deserves a god damn statue. May I present to you, three cheese melt with crispy bacon. I mean, I literally have no words. It’s the kind of elation I felt when handed my new born at the hospital. Real love. #neverputafilteronbacon
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